304′s in Church???on Jul 15 in Blog, Writings by PhillWade
(Below is a dialogue between a few guys. I felt compelled to share their perception of “some” women in church with you…Please share YOUR thoughts below…lol…DONT BLAME THE MESSENGER!!!)
Sunday morning, time to go to church! Who out there is going to go to church after a night of drunkenness and fornication?? HALLELUJAH!! Praise his name! Some friends and I were on our message board and the topic of faux piety with women came up. I thought I’d post it here cuz it had me cracking up.
Dante: I have a question for you gentlemen. Is it just me, or do you notice an obscene amount of single moderately attractive women, or “used to be’s” ( u kno, used to be cute until…) constantly quoting bible scriptures or believing in “His plan” more than the more attractive women in your facebook news feed?
Author: LMAO@Dante. Yes, the only time cute girls quote the bible is after a break up. That or they cut their hair off. I believe Lamont can speak to this as he has laid waste to young girls’ esteem like few others.
Lamont: Ouch, Ricky. LOL! But you are so right. These women are all the same. One minute they’re swallowing your love sauce like it’s the last drop of water in the middle of the dryest desert, then once they realize that the relationship will never go beyond this, they’re quoting scriptures, referencing “God’s plan”, and rambling on about how “my mother and father raised me to respect myself and to only be with a man that respects me. I’m not some whore you can keep tucked away like this! You don’t take me out, spend any money on me, and you haven’t picked up the phone to call me once since we started fucking! Go to hell, Lamont!” These B!#@%’s, man.
Franklin: I had a woman over last night who I met last week. About 20 minutes after she got here I asked her “so what do you like to do?” She replies that she loves Jesus and she enjoys praying to him and reading the scripture. The moment she said this I knew I had a freak on my hands. Roughly 3 hours later I was digging in her guts.
Moral of the story is: Only freaks invoke Jesus. A real good girl sees no reason to flaunt Christ but a woman who is weak, who can’t stand up to the heat wants to put Christ out as some force field. Man, the world is a ghetto.
Carlos: LMFAO!! Yall niggas are SAVAGES!! And,yes it is unfortunate that what Franklin B. says are some of the truest words spoken, it is the bucket-mouthed whore that is first to put out how pious she is, later to be uncovered for the flaming sword swallower that lies beneath. Christ is almost being used as a dare out here with these chicks. It saddens me and makes me laugh all at the same time; but it’s an uneasy laughter. I guess that’s the dynamic of being Christian in modern western society.
(I feel like Im back in high school…where I was the Valedictorian…lol…so I will provide you with a works cited page as well http://www.rickyontherocks.com/ricky-on-the-rocks/a-dialogue-about-hoes-in-church.html)
NOW!….This is Phill Wade speaking!…Lets get something straight right off the top…I am not saying that all women act like this. However, I do know of a handful of females that act this way and when a relationship does now go in their favor…they run to display EVERY DROP of their emotions along with every scripture that they know on to facebook and twitter!!!…Its like they are temporarily transformed by the renewing of their minds….I am sure that we are all guilty at some point of running to God and praying 24/7 when the -ish hits the fan, but sometimes our antics are just ridiculous…Now if this blog is talking about you…then you betta recognize that you have been RECOGNIZED because people are obviously writing about you and your business!!…But lets keep it real for a second. I always say that ANYBODY is capable of doing ANYTHING…In other words..there are some men out there who do the same thing to attract a certain type of women. Acting all HOLY AND SANCTIFIED to get a chic and then flip the script and go all Booty Talk 145,879 on her in the same setting….Truth be told, most of us are guilty of acting one way in church and another way out of it…That is what I call Bi-Polar Christians…Especially when it comes to the “lust of the eye”. WE FLIP. We loose our composure…and it is human. But, there has to come a point where we rectify the situation and right our wrongs. This reminds me of Romans 7:18 – 19
18 For I know that good itself does not dwell in me, that is, in my sinful nature.[a] For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out. 19 For I do not do the good I want to do, but the evil I do not want to do—this I keep on doing.
Im just gonna let that maaaaarrrrrrrrinate for a minute…(1 mississippi…2 mississippi..60!)…Im not preaching nor am I being judgmental but, I have taken note on how unfortunate it is that women get labeled as hoes before a man will because of their “Actions”. Having said that, If you dont want to be labeled as something then keep your business tight (which seems to be impossible when the draws are involved) ….or STOP DOING IT! If I didn’t want to be labeled as being alive then I just stop BREATHING!…But I wanna live yall…cause I like it a LOT!…lets cut this off right here because I believe that by now most of you get the point… So now that you know better….Do Better…
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